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ask me awkward questions (:   conner · 17 · |-/

amlsh:

i like how in Don’t Stop The Music, Rihanna asks nicely. She’s all like “PLEASE don’t stop the music”. At least some celebrities have manners

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— 13 seconds ago with 129568 notes

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual, via hotboyproblems)

— 25 seconds ago with 255018 notes

i-really-doughnut-like-you:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 8 hours ago with 445219 notes

crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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(via outrights)

— 9 hours ago with 100845 notes
clean and clear commercial

hopunk:

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart

(via gaypos)

— 9 hours ago with 28589 notes